sevenheroesofolympus
seawedebrain:

I HAVE ACQUIRED LEAKED CHAPTERS FROM BLOOD OF OLYMPUS
Chapter III: Buford
I’m so lonely. Everyone has love but me. Where’s my other half? The Annabeth to my Percy. The chair to my table.
Chapter VII: Buford
There is a coffee stain ring splayed across my surface. The bitter taste of the coffee represents the content of my isolated soul.
Chapter VIII: Buford
nO FOR FUCKS SAKE WILL SOMEONE CLEAN THIS COFFEE STAIN OFF
Chapter X: Buford
I’m a table.
Chapter XII: Buford
Oh look everyone has left except for those Percy and Annabeth. They’re cute together aw.
Oh look they’re kissing…
Why are they taking their clothes off?
Chapter XIII: Buford
WHAT IS WRONG WITH USING A BED?
I HATE TEENAGERS.
THIS IS FUCKING MAHOGANY I TELL YOU.
Chapter XIV: Buford
THERE ARE MUCH WORSE STAINS.  MUCH WORSE STAINS.
those birches.
Chapter XLIX : Buford
The war is over. I lost a leg. It had to be replaced with a wooden one. It’s alright though, i’m oaky. I’m gonna be pine.

seawedebrain:

I HAVE ACQUIRED LEAKED CHAPTERS FROM BLOOD OF OLYMPUS

Chapter III: Buford

I’m so lonely. Everyone has love but me. Where’s my other half? The Annabeth to my Percy. The chair to my table.

Chapter VII: Buford

There is a coffee stain ring splayed across my surface. The bitter taste of the coffee represents the content of my isolated soul.

Chapter VIII: Buford

nO FOR FUCKS SAKE WILL SOMEONE CLEAN THIS COFFEE STAIN OFF

Chapter X: Buford

I’m a table.

Chapter XII: Buford

Oh look everyone has left except for those Percy and Annabeth. They’re cute together aw.

Oh look they’re kissing…

Why are they taking their clothes off?

Chapter XIII: Buford

WHAT IS WRONG WITH USING A BED?

I HATE TEENAGERS.

THIS IS FUCKING MAHOGANY I TELL YOU.

Chapter XIV: Buford

THERE ARE MUCH WORSE STAINS.
MUCH WORSE STAINS.

those birches.

Chapter XLIX : Buford

The war is over. I lost a leg. It had to be replaced with a wooden one. It’s alright though, i’m oaky. I’m gonna be pine.

itsraininbritishmen

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

notyouraveragenessie

a-man-n-progress:

cancerousdan:

ferrickhistoryts:

if you are not scared yet

you would be scared as fuck if you would know how easy to develop a cancer. 

Everyone should pay attention for signs of cancer. Catching it in the first stages could save your life. When i was 12 i found a swollen lump under the skin of my armpit while showering. A few months later i was in surgery for removal and later found.out it was hodgkins lymphoma and it had already begin to spread. 6 yrs of fighting. Radiation. Chemo. Surgeries. And ive been in remission for 7 yrs now. But i have a cancer you live with for life technically its dorment inside my body. So i must always watch for signs. Cancer is not a joke. And if you know anyone who has it or has had it. Please be supportive. And remember how important it is to watch for signs that you could have cancer. And always see a DR never self diagnose through webMD.

dontblinkgrabsalttxtsherlock
bathe-the-whales:

magicalboobs:

spooksthebun:

professionalyiffer:

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!

IS IT LITERALLY CALLED A BINKY ARE YOU SERIOUS

I can’t handle this bun

SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A BUN BEFORE I DIE

bathe-the-whales:

magicalboobs:

spooksthebun:

professionalyiffer:

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!

IS IT LITERALLY CALLED A BINKY ARE YOU SERIOUS

I can’t handle this bun

SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A BUN BEFORE I DIE