I HAVE ACQUIRED LEAKED CHAPTERS FROM BLOOD OF OLYMPUS
Chapter III: Buford
I’m so lonely. Everyone has love but me. Where’s my other half? The Annabeth to my Percy. The chair to my table.
Chapter VII: Buford
There is a coffee stain ring splayed across my surface. The bitter taste of the coffee represents the content of my isolated soul.
Chapter VIII: Buford
nO FOR FUCKS SAKE WILL SOMEONE CLEAN THIS COFFEE STAIN OFF
Chapter X: Buford
I’m a table.
Chapter XII: Buford
Oh look everyone has left except for those Percy and Annabeth. They’re cute together aw.
Oh look they’re kissing…
Why are they taking their clothes off?
Chapter XIII: Buford
WHAT IS WRONG WITH USING A BED?
I HATE TEENAGERS.
THIS IS FUCKING MAHOGANY I TELL YOU.
Chapter XIV: Buford
THERE ARE MUCH WORSE STAINS.
MUCH WORSE STAINS.
Chapter XLIX : Buford
The war is over. I lost a leg. It had to be replaced with a wooden one. It’s alright though, i’m oaky. I’m gonna be pine.